Weirdnessworld extras

-Spongbob has declared himself ill and has run home, in order to avoid Mr Krabs’ wrath. The next day, Spongebob arrives timidly to the Krusty Krab. Mr Krabs is nowhere to be seen...-

Mr. Krabs: (calling from his office in a big, booming voice) Spooongebob?!

Spongebob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Paaatrick?!

Patrick: Yes Mr. Krabs?

Spongebob: Patrick, how did you -

Mr. Krabs: -Bursts from his office- I want to talk to the both of you.

Spongebob + Patrick: Ab-bout what, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: About Best Buddy Day.

Spongebob: And when’s that, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Today, me boy, today! You should know, you invented it!

Spongebob + Patrick: PLEASE Mr. Krabs! Don’t hurt us! -Random pleading-

Mr. Krabs: Calm down, lads, everything’s fine! Best Buddy Day was a huge money - err - success!

Spongebob + Patrick: What?

Mr. Krabs: The customers said that they never heard of it, but it sounds great! Everyone at the tables were sharing gifts... I never seen so much money! I think we shall do it next year, and the next year...

Patrick: But Best Buddy Day is today, Mr. Krabs... sir!

Mr. Krabs: Indeed it is, so I’ll continue selling for any more money - err - customers who havent heard of Best Money Day - err - Best Buddy Day... I gotta get my head straight...

Spongbob: That’s great Mr. Krabs!

Patrick: But I thought people made gifts, to make it special -

Mr. Krabs: Indeed they do, laddy! And that’s why I put together little craft packs, for that personal touch. -Door opens-

Pearl: Hi Daddy! Hi Spongebob and Patrick!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl, me daughter! Do you want a free glass of water? Or a free cookie?

Spongebob + Squidward: -Gasp- What?!

Squidward: But Mr. Krabs, you never give out free food. Free water, maybe, every so often, but -

Mr. Krabs: But, Squidward, today is different!

Pearl: That’s right, Daddy! Today is Best Buddy Day, and my friends absolutely love the gifts.

Mr. Krabs: Umm... ye. But also I have made lots of money out of Best Buddy Day, plus these cookies are past their sell by date and no one will buy them. But now you’re eating them, pay up! -Spongebob, Sqidward and Pearl all spit out the cookies they were helping themselves too, while Patrick continues to eat. Mr. Krabs snatches the cookie away from Patrick-

Mr. Krabs: You can’t pay, Patrick, so you don’t eat!

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, you can’t give people old cookies! Are you trying to poison us? And you expect us to pay for them?

Mr. Krabs: I’ll take yours and Spongebob’s out of your pay, and Pearl... well you are me daughter.

Squidward: But, Mr Krabs -

Mr. Krabs: -runs into his office- Sorry, can’t hear ya!

Sqidward: -Sighs and rolls his eyes-

Mr. Krabs: Now get back to work! -After a long day of work, Spongebob leaves with a card and home-made bubble-soap wand from Patrick, a cuddly toy from Pearl and a half-eaten, stale cookie from Mr. Krabs (paid for). Patrick leaves with a card and a heart shaped rock form Spongebob, and a bunch of other rocks and pebbles-

Patrick: Spongebob?

Spongebob: Yes, Patrick?

Patrick: Why do I have rocks?

Spongebob: Don’t you remember? I gave you a heart-shaped rock, so everyone else copied and gave you rocks. Mr. Krabs thought it would be a great idea to sell rocks. And you bought them all.

Patrick: Oh. But I don’t have one from Sqidward, and neither do you.

Spongebob: -Gasp- Squidward! He hasn’t given me anything!

Patrick: Maybe he just doesn’t like us.

Spongebob: No, Patrick! He hasn’t got one from us yet, that’s why.

Patrick: A rock?

Spongebob: No, Patrick! Presents and cards. We need to get something!

-End of part two-